RAWR

A generation that has grown up watching the Lion King will forever have a soft spot for one of the most dangerous animals we could ever interact with. I happened to find a video that paints a very similar picture to the that above, the only difference being Simba eats Pumbaa. Ain't no hakuna matata for this hog.

At the three minute mark we have some adorable little lion cubs trying to scrounge a little meat from there pep pep, who is a greedy, abusive alcoholic. If you know a lion suffering from addiction or abuse, reach out to them, like this guy.

 

 And we shall keep on getting cuter to forget about that hog massacre.

 

 And finally I bring you Manchester United's newest signing: South African national "Triton." There was quite a bit of controversy when he ate Theo Walcott in a friendly the other night.

 



Oh yeah, regarding a dying lion: "The lion also reported that he has heard no triumphant string music backed by thundering tribal drums swelling all around him, but rather only the sound of flies buzzing around his soon-to-be lifeless body. "I guess I thought there'd be a choir of chanting, melodic voices, and that all the animals of the African valley would gather on a distant ridge to respectfully view my last moments and recognize our essential interconnectedness," said the lion, drawing his last labored breaths. "But there's nobody else around at all, except those vultures."

 http://www.theonion.com/articles/dying-lion-sure-doesnt-feel-as-though-hes-completi,28981/?ref=auto